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Who are we and what do we want?

For more info, go to Meet the Staff.

Who exactly are we?

We are a group of people with nothing better to do than to serve you in any way you desire.  Well, we have a site on random humor and on an XBox game.  Trust me, that's all you desire.
The main people who work for this site are Emelio Zychi [I rarely go by that name, and usually go by my secret-type-alias, GiganticPuffyFluffball]; and Deltaco, master of different types of stuff.
GPF is an experienced webmaster who shows off incessantly because he knows basic HTML.  He's trying to figure out Javascript, Photoshop, and Flash MX, but he never will, so you can expect this site to remain on Tripod for a while.  Though he's a Gamecube guy, he likes Halo, even though he is as talented at it as a block of lemon flavored cheese.
DelTaco also knows a shocking bit of web design.  The original creator of this site, DT does own an XBox, is good at Halo, and will be writing pretty much everything related to Halo.

Questions and Answers

Question:  How old are you?
Answer:  Who wants to know?  Well according to the conservation theory, every particle in our bodies has existed since the creation of time, so approximately 14 billion years.
 
Question:  Why did you create the site?
Answer:  To annoy you with the answers to your questions.
 
Question:  Where do you live?
Answer:  In a pinapple under sea.
 
Question:  What's wrong with you?
Answer:  ....................sweeeeeeebop!   Bop!  Bop!  Bopbopbopbopbop!
 
Question:  Can I have your money?
Answer:  Depends.
 
Question:  How much money do you make off of this site?
Answer:  Enough to buy me a York Bites at the movie theatre
 
Question:  How will this site evolve over time?
Answer:  It'll get cooler.

For more information, hack into the FBI files.  Otherwise, you're not gettin' anything